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Astronaut-Simple Plan

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1. Teacher(To Rohit): Rohit, Where is the Himalaya Mountain?
Rohit: I Don't Know.
Teacher: Stand On Your Bench!
Rohit: I Still can't see it!


2. Mother: Thanks a lot doctor for saving my son's life.
Doctor: It's God who has saved your life.
After sometime-
Doctor: My fees?
Mother: I'll send it to God through money order.

3. One day Rakesh and Rajesh were arguing at the breakfast table. Rakesh shouted,"Oh Rajesh, You're so stupid!"
Her father cut itand said "Rakesh that's enough! Now say sorry to your brother."
Rakesh nodded and turned to Rajesh. "Rajesh, I'm sorry you're so stupid!"

4. Lady to the doctor over the phone. "Doctor, please give me something immediately to
reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and i can't
get into it."
Doctor: "Come to my clinic, and I shall give you something. Then you will soon be able to
wear your wonderful new dress."
Lady: "Who said anything about a dress? I am talking about my car."

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http://barbie.com
http://pbskids.org
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http://mattel.com

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